25 Kitchener Street
$280,000
Celebrity spotted in Clermont!
If you’re a fan of Selling Houses Australia, now’s your chance to meet your celebrity crush—in brick and timber form. Making its dazzling debut back in 2022, 25 Kitchener St had a glow-up with more touch-ups than all the Kardashians combined. Botox? Please. This house got a facelift, a tummy tuck, and a new wardrobe, and it's never looked better. However unlike the Kardashians, there is nothing fake about this opportunity!
Made for a modern-day Brady Bunch, this 3-bedroom, 1-bathroom highset home delivers big family energy wrapped in sleek design. With natural light beaming through every room like it’s doing a Vogue photoshoot, and lighting strategically placed, the stage is absolutely set.
Framed by a classic picket fence and a yard that looks like it’s been landscaped by Chris Hemsworth’s personal gardener, this home blends cozy charm and outdoor fabulousness. There's even a built-in firepit under the shade of a large tree, made to make memories that will stick with you forever. And as you ascend the stairs, you're greeted by an intimate front door patio—ideal for sipping your morning coffee like you’re being papped for Better Homes and Gardens.
Open the door, and bam—a sunlit living area that feels like a scene from The Block's reveal night. Whether it’s family movie night or a cheeky late-night binge session (Love Island, anyone?), you’ll be doing it in style. Venture further and you'll find a walk-in wardrobe in the main bedroom that could inspire even Carrie Bradshaw to downsize her shoe collection.
The kitchen/dining combo? Think simple elegance meets showstopper. With a sleek electric stovetop and oven so modern it could make Maggie Beer emotional, you'll be whipping up culinary masterpieces (or just really good toast) in no time. Across the way, there’s a kids’ playroom where chaos reigns supreme—but at a safe distance while you enjoy your wine and sanity.
And when it’s time to show off your own celebrity lifestyle? Step outside to your very own backyard oasis—1012 square meters of pure resort-level vibes. The expansive patio has enough room for every Hemsworth, a Barbie Dreamhouse BBQ, and that one friend who never leaves. Plus, the newly renovated shed? It’s basically the VIP green room of backyard storage—his and hers parking, space for tools, bikes, or maybe just a shrine to your impeccable taste.
With air-conditioning in every bedroom and a garden ready for everything from tomatoes to topiary, this Clermont stunner offers a daily dose of peace, privacy, and paparazzi-worthy appeal.
Contact Carolyn today if this property causes feelings of intense fabulousness, or the urge to launch your own reality show.
Large Patio
Land size: 1012 sq metres
Freehold
3 bedrooms
1 bathroom
Air-Conditioning
